Written in the Stars

Aries

When an Aries girl decides to tie the knot, you can bet on it being an exuberant and colourful affair. No same-old wedding here – you’ll make a statement by donning a sexy gown in your trademark shade. You’ll want your big day to be meaningful and romantic, but, above all, a decadent blast that’ll go down as the party of the century! Patience isn’t something you’re big on, which can make you a little slapdash with the finer details. You’re also impulsive and partial to a good splurge, so you’ll greatly benefit from using a sensible friend as a sounding board.

Taurus

Traditional, sentimental and low-key springs to mind when a Taurus says “I do”. Although your style is simple and elegant, you’ll probably stick to a modest budget – cash-conscious bulls simply can’t justify over-spending on a wedding instead of using it for a deposit or dream, round-the –world honeymoon. However, as the connoisseur of the zodiac, you’ll spare no expense on an ambrosial feast and selection of fine wines, followed by your favourite mouth-watering chocolate cake. Thorough yet slow is your style, so it’s a good idea to enlist the help of a trusted friend who’ll help you pick up the pace.

Gemini

A playful Gemini’s big day will be meaningful yet fun-filled, from the humorous first dance to the post-dinner karaoke. Ensuring guests are constantly entertained and free to mingle is paramount, which is why a sit-down affair is most likely off the agenda. You might instead opt for a buffet, whereby guests can avoid being cornered by tales of Aunt June’s hip replacement. Depending on your finances, you might try to stretch your themed affair to a weekend, a la Liz Hurley’s three-day Bollywood blow out. Just make sure you don’t get too carried away with activities and lose sight of what the celebration is really about.

Cancer

Release the doves! As the sign associated with romance, no Cancer woman’s big day will be complete without a 10-strong bridal party, horse-drawn carriage and princess tiara. The theme will be fairytale, not frothy, with tear-jerking vows to touch even the steeliest cynic. It’ll be a family affair, albeit very extended, and the sort of celebration you’ll want to share with everyone you know. So putting together a guest list of under 200 that won’t blow the budget will be challenging. Try to be realistic and be prepared to make some concessions.

Leo

Dramatic, creative and a self-confessed big spender, kittens will spare no expense on what will be nothing short of an extravagant gala. Face it, you’re a bit of a show-off, and if the ice sculptures and gilded place setting don’t impress, the French champers fountain should do the trick. However, you’ll make sure that the opulence won’t detract from the focal point – you! – looking a gazillion bucks in a crystal-beaded gown form a top-notch designer. Skimping simply isn’t in your vocab, but at least entertain the idea of putting aside enough cash for the honeymoon!

Virgo

Blessed with impeccable taste, Virgo’s big day is the pinnacle of refinement with your frock, food, bouquet and ring smacking of understated elegance. It will be a civilised affair conducted with the precision of a Swiss watch, from the string quartet’s scheduled playlist to heart-warming speeches, and all led by an amusing yet discreet MC. Although you’re likely to enlist the help of professionals, it will be difficult to resist the urge to micro manage. Try not to get you French knickers in a knot and keep bridezilla tendencies under wraps by leaning on a trusted friend who’ll keep you calm and centred.

Libra

Blessed with grace and social skills, nobody throws a party like a Libran! Chic yet cutting edge is the best way to describe your style – think a sexy frock rather than a traditional gown, and platters of French finger food with a Japanese twist served aboard a yacht of in an elegant dining room. Or you may opt for an after-hours cocktail party, allowing you and your guests to socialise. Though you’re indecisive at the best of times and are likely to agonise over choices, don’t work yourself into a lather. Trust your initial instincts.

Scorpio

Less is more in your book – you’d rather save on flowers and photography in order to splash out on the venue and rings. Scorpios are very private so, money aside, you’ll want to keep it intimate so as not to detract from the meaning of the day. It’s sure to be a romantic and low-key affair, with perhaps a select group whisked away to a rural or beachside property for the occasion. Although the end result will be joyful, planning your own wedding can be very stressful. Keep your intensity in check and, above all, maintain your sense of humour!

Sagittarius

It’s every adventurous Saggie’s dream to elope in high style. Not only well you satisfy your wanderlust, but you’ll also skip wedding headaches such as deflecting pushy “suggestions” from hard-to-please parents and narrowing down your choice of bridesmaids. If you can’t leave it all behind, make sure your special day has an exotic element, whether it’s a silk sari-inspired dress, authentic Moroccan cuisine, or kicking up your heels to a salsa band. Although you’ll claim to want an unorthodox affair, don’t deny your inner bride the chance to wear a veil or a white frou-frou number if you so desire.

Capricorn

Capricorn women are stylish and sophisticated yet have a great respect for tradition, so your day is likely to reflect both these elements. Heirloom earrings, time-honoured vows and a customary bridal waltz might be offset with classy cocktail attire, a sultry blues band and dirty martinis at sunset. You love the finer things in life, so everything, from the exotic orchid centrepieces to your delicate La Perla garter, is sure to be top notch. Relinquish control – a big ask, we know – by hiring a wedding planner. That way, you can keep a hands-on approach but let someone else sweat the small stuff.

Aquarius

As the individualist of the zodiac, saying “I do’ will be the only conventional thing on your big day. The sky’s the limit, from a mid-air, hot-air balloon ceremony to a quickie Vegas-style wedding complete with Elvis impersonator and complimentary casino chips. Anything goes as long as it’s a wild shindig where all traces of propriety go out the window! With such out-there ideas, be warned that you may have trouble gaining support from family and friends. Just surround yourself with positive people and remember that this is your day!

Pisces

As one of the most artistic and spiritual signs, a mermaid’s nuptials will have an ethereal, poetic quality, from your goddess-inspired dress to the exotic butterflies released when you’re pronounced husband and wife. Pisces women are the ultimate illusionists and will succeed in creating a luxurious atmosphere on a relatively modest budget. A combination of casual, comfortable and indulgent elements will ensure your guests have fun. Don’t spread yourself too thin and soak up every moment. Also, accept friends’ offers of help.